The Hot Chick Effect

What is it about hot chicks that makes us guys sweat?

Well for starters we spent our whole life in the futile but pregnant with expectation wait for that super hot chick to come along and change our dreary lives for the better.
We sit around and swap stories about them with our friends and come up with our fantasies of what we would do if we just got our chance ?the one big break that we so deserve ..what makes it even worse is that when take a break from fantasy land and look around we see the girls from our dreams walking around with guys from our nightmares?the sights sometimes questioning our belief in humanity!!

Why lord do u have such a sadistic sense of humor? we wonder.

Ahh the break?that?s funny .Cause the moment we get that second look from that super-hot chick that we were talking about we have no clue what to do..
Its like getting caught with your pants down.
Well literally, think about it...
Mouth open , tongue out , heart beating hard and not a clue on what to do next.
Desperately thinking about what to say next .. think hard?come on , say something....anything. Well for Christ's sakes at least close the mouth.
The noises that come out then are reminiscent of those that we used to make as babies..
Anything from ga-ga or goo-goo ... to a slightly more mature WOW.

Then depending on the mood we go into either a delusional ego trip or spiralling whirlpool of denial.

Its like a game . Thrust - parry . Some of us play offensive and the majority of us play the wait and watch game ....
How long can I wait before that seemingly momentary lapse of good judgment on her part goes by and things return back to normal so that we can stop questioning the why's and the how's and we can go back to the more accustomed question of the 'what - if'.

That is not to say that the few unfortunate souls who play the offensive come out any better. In all probability the act of opening their mouths will put into motion the chain of actions that will lead to the untimely death of their egos. Crash n burn is a song that is very apt at this juncture.Having learnt from his ill advised adventure the poor soul with a broken dream and shattered ego comes back to his clan .

In the meantime the day dream goddess goes on in life oblivious to the trauma caused around her?and thus the cycle continues?
For ever and ever.