The Curse of the Indian Male

I was just chattin with this friend of mine who lives in scotland and she was feedin me this theory about why all Indian men in UK are desperate.
That kind of got me thinking...is it just indian guys in uk?
Well the answer was pretty easy. Nah of course not, all of us are desperate at some level.
Just get into any chat room or look into the scrap book (orkut) of any good looking chick and you know what I am talking about.
This takes a lot out of me to admit this but yes I too am desperate at that "some" level that I was talking about...........Some???? Nah on every concievable level is more closer to the truth.

Nyways lets move away from the inconsequential WHO and onto the infinitely more important WHY.

Why are we this desperate? Is it our fault?
The answer is NO..... think about it..
Where are all the good looking single women?? Hell i think they should be put WWF's extinct species watchlist or something. Some among us, the wiser ones , must have gone and picked them up way before...(When my mother taught me that the early bird gets the worm , I had no idea,*Sigh*) Mebbe the child marriage system wasnt such a bad thing after all..
At least that levels the playing field...Now there are some selfish bastards who have and more poor souls who dont....the distance between the have and the have-nots just keeps on widening.

And how did this situation come about?Its actually the fault of you girls. Females have this innate illogical compulsion to sign up for the marathon.....by the time we realise that the 100m sprint that we are practisin for is'nt goin to happen they've already started running and we just sit in the bleachers and cheer for the few among us who actually got to run( we dont exactly sit around to cheer , we are just waitin for them to stumble and fall. Evil , i know, but im sorry , misery just loves company).

Does this sound bleak? Yea well, tell me about it!!.
Now due to some quirk of fate if we actually come across a sexy single 20 something how do u think we would behave? It doesnt take a rocket scientist to predict what happens next.
Its every man for himself...Fight!Fight!Fight!
To the victor go the spoils..very primitive ....very effective...(there must be some reason why these traditions lived on...)
In this testosterone driven tought process of course we are goin to come across as desperate and tryin too hard ..And why wouldnt we?
We are shit out of practice...If there were more of you beautiful lil things around ,single and ready to mingle , then this day wouldnt have come.

But I'm sorry guys this is the way things work.
At 17 they are also single but they are looking for the matured version.
At 21 they are looking to get engaged and you know that you dont want that.
At 24 they are either married or are on the verge of gettin married...either way you dont figure in the scheme of things.
AT 30 ,LOL, WHAT, U STILL ALIVE? go die man, ull just grow old to be a perverted old man.

And that people is the curse of the indian male..
dont blame us for our actions.....we werent born this way....circumstances made us what we have become.